You may not know that many non-living things have a gender...
For example...
Ziploc Bags: They are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers: They are Female, because once turned off,
it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the
wrong buttons are pushed.
Tire: Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloon: Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot
air part.
Sponges: Female, because they're soft, squeezable
and retain water.
Web Page: Female, because it's always getting hit
on.
Subway: Male, because it uses the same old lines
to pick people up.
Hourglass: Female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
Hammer: Male, because it hasn't changed much over
the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Control: Female...... Ha! You thought it'd
be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps trying.
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