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The Worst Pick Up Lines Ever
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- Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
- Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to
be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
- My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and
going.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat
me right, and I'll do it your way... right away.
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone
beat me to it.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride
you all day long for a quarter.
- Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all
night long.
- Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with
you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look
fat in those pants."
- I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,
can visit you between the Holidays?
- I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
light switch away.
- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
- Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
- Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
- Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL
day long.
- If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.
- If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against
me?
- I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?
- Do you like raisins? How about a date?
- Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
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