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Romance Mathematics
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- Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = affair
- Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
- Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
- Smart boss + smart employee = profit
- Smart boss + dumb employee = production
- Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
- Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try tounderstand
her at all.
LONGEVITY
- Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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