"I'm Going Fishing"
Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and
stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by
in complete safety."
"It Would Take Too Long To Explain"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
"I Was Listening To You. It's Just That I Have Things
On My Mind."
Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing
a bra."
"Take A Break Honey, You're Working Too Hard."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's Interesting, Dear."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"You Know How Bad My Memory Is."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address
of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers
of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I Was Just Thinking About You, And Got You These Roses."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Hey, I've Got My Reasons For What I'm Doing."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I Can't Find It."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless"
"What Did I Do This Time?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
"I Heard You."
Translate: Hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that
you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You Know I Could Never Love Anyone Else."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize
it could be worse."
"You Look Terrific."
Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm
starving."
"I'm Not Lost ... I Know Exactly Where We Are."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We Share The Housework."
Translated: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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