A young man wanted to purchase a gift for a lady that he had not
been dating very long. After careful consideration, he decided a pair
of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal.
With his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to the store and bought
a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the
sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without
checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it
to his sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but
she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had
been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish
I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other
hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see
you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
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