When Choosing A Mate, Compare These Professionals
Doctors
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your relationship
to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with some nurse
from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending
to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this.
This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough
time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman in
his profession.
Lawyer
Do You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone
who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your
Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly.
An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens
you will get nothing.
Salesman
See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade
shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy
individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show
up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer husband
works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he
is ready to go home to you.
Hazardous Professions, i.e. Police Officer, Firefighter,
Construction Worker, Etc.
Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled
with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual
peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing
his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard
actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are
getting older, since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when
he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp, and you
ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be
able to say that he didn't even see her.
Teacher
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be
surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be
in jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.
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