ATTRACTION: the act of associating horniness with
a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: what occurs when two extremely
horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING: the process of spending enormous amounts
of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person
whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like
a whole lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL: avoiding pregnancy through such
tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using
a condom, and dating repulsive men.
EASY: a term used to describe a woman who has the
sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: a method utilized by a single woman
to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being
advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly
in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to
the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: a woman's feeling towards a man,
which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING: a word a man uses to describe a woman
who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT: what the endearing little qualities
that initially attract people to each other turn into after a few
months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: how attractive a given person
appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date
is.
NYMPHOMANIAC: a man's term for a woman who wants
to have sex more often than he does.
SOBER: condition in which it is almost impossible
to fall in love.
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