When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was
no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided
I needed a girl with some stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited
about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed
from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was
so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with large breasts!
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