The Key To Your Sexual Life
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive
all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you
select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite
color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially
in your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is
the one that appears most frequently - it's the one that mirrors the
sexual you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior
Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual patterns.
RED
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual
spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get
together, in (oops, that should be "the") ensuing erotica
could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors
and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW
If you tend to favor yelow, your sexual drives are complex
and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is
yellow. But don't panic - not everyone who wears yelow is queer. In
most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires
in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but
you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy and
admire.
PINK
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to
deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity - but because
they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts.
They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and
not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women
whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the
type who hat e to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their
approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, purple partners are more concerned
with their fulfilment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world
and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted
sex and are usually masochistic or sadist in nature. They are moody
people and often perform at there peak when under stress or during
unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offendors prefer
the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters
and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach
to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all
their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but
in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle,
but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry
about infidelity.
ORANGE
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are
the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper
sweet nothings, meaningless dialog; they feel it is their image. Orange
people often do not experience orgasm - but they put on a darn goo
act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts
on the sex partners back.
BROWN
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and
desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you
can't say "I love you " often enough. Snuggling by the fire,
walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn
on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make
love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the
affair.
GRAY
The color gray, a preferred color by people who are indecisive.
They can't get excited about anything - including color - so they
choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a
way of relieving tension, but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham,
bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse.
And for one of two reasons only: to accomidate their mate, or to become
pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex
act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the
gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When gray
marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners,
affecionate and sensitive to their partners need. They consider love
making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue
are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like
they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex
to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be
compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women
and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as
the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate
- never seeking outside interests.
WHITE
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.
These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene
and to make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white
will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after
the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.
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